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'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Note Book

Good boy

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

Crime

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

In too deep

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"Shh, too much racket."

'This looks like trouble.'

'Look - I know the customer asked for two fingers...'

'You're going to ruin your eyes in this light!'

'I tried to meet the sales goal but alas! It fought like a mule and it bit like a crocodile!'

'A literacy program? -- you want everybody writing TELL-ALL books?'

'I'm warning you, Hannon: you're not the only one around here who can play hardball!'

War of the Supermarkets

"You used to fetch a newspaper? What's a newspaper?"

Discount Books: Meet the Janitor 6-8 PM.

Librarians and the Karma Sutra

Watch out for the directors, they're a bunch of cowboys.