Bar Brawlers T-Shirts

'This looks like trouble.'

'Look - I know the customer asked for two fingers...'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'I can lick any man in the house!'

Cool bulls.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

Let's get totally... Brahms and Liszt.

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

'If you were a woman I'd punch you on the nose.'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

Cowboys in a Bar.

'Who gave you that black eye?'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"