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"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Poetry debate

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

Umbrella fight.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

'This won't hurt a byte...'

Chef's duel.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

"Let's combine forces and use your brain to help me get my car!"

Department Battles

'It wouldn't work out Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet Explorer, and you're Google Web Browser.'

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Executive Smackdown.

"Why, I'd rip you in half if I didn't know you'd grow right back again."

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

Boxer

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.