Bovine Defender Gifts

A group of Angry Steer Bulls have finally found the person who is selling the skulls of their former friends for car bonnet

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Motorherd

No Soliciting

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

BOO MOO!

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Don't invade his space."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Who are you?

Triple Sock Cow

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

"Where was I?"

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'Be gentle with me!'

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

'Torville and Cow'.

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.