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A group of Angry Steer Bulls have finally found the person who is selling the skulls of their former friends for car bonnet

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

No Soliciting

Motorherd

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

BOO MOO!

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"Don't invade his space."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Triple Sock Cow

Who are you?

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

'Torville and Cow'.

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"Where was I?"

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

'Be gentle with me!'

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi