Casual Slugger Gifts

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"A little high and inside."

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Where's your other glove?'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

A Flag in One

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball