Casual Slugger Prints

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"A little high and inside."

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Caddy With A Cool Box

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Where's your other glove?'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball