Little Slugger Supporter Pillows

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Slug Hospitals

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

Window in the Outfield.