Raffle Aficionado Gifts

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

"Okay, everybody! Time for our mid-battle raffle! And today's winning ticket is...numeral XXVII!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Rap music

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Roads with a view.

"Whiplash..."

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Gangsta wrap.

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Greco-polar wrestling

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Hip hop Santa.

Rap-Nav.

Your Ad Here.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

Wrestling Champion.