Raffle Aficionado Gifts

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Rap music

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Roads with a view.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Whiplash..."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Gangsta wrap.

Rap-Nav.

Greco-polar wrestling

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Hip hop Santa.

Your Ad Here.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

Wrestling Champion.

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."