Raffle Gifts

'Before you get upset - maybe he's selling tickets for something.'

'You have lucky blue eyes-fancy buying a raffle ticket?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Obsession with the Internet.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Dog retriving Frisbee

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"Take us up young man, we've got a good grip."

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'