Raffle Fan Gifts

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"Bip."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

Donald Trump

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Dog catches UFO

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

Intimacy.

Replacement Raft Service

Life Drawing Class