Raffle Fan Gifts

"Hudson, about our reservations to the Rainbow Room for the millennium - I raffled them off."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Bip."

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

Donald Trump

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Dog catches UFO

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"Have you tried using one of these?"

Intimacy.

Life Drawing Class

Replacement Raft Service