Prickle Fan Gifts

Intimacy.

A Prickly Pair

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Sparkler

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

Musician hurts his nose.

'It's a Marimba!'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Tic tac toe.

'Why am I always the piggy who crys, 'we-we-we' all the way home?'

Say it with cacti

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

Come in here if you don't like....

'It was getting mouldy, so I threw it out.'

'Whew!'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

'I'm sorry, Andrew, we're just not a good fit.'

Chutney

Out of Order (numbers out of order)

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

"Can you play cowbell? I gotta have more cowbell."