Crinkle Fry Fans Gifts

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

Full English Breakfast.

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Mice 25¢

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Californians Abroad.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

The Food of Shame.

"I trust this will be on one check."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

Intimacy.

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"Good Lord! The Fryolator! We’re too late, Sarge!"

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

Snow Shaker.

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

"Polly wants to blog about crackers."

"Fetch!"

'Life is short, and then you fry,'

"Anyone else get a friend request from a Colonel Sanders?"

Safety first - do not store certain items together.

Rabbit using the condom machine.

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"Do you realise that you've brought our feather duster for a walk?"

"Supply chain issues. You'll have to settle for green pancakes and hash browns."