Crinkle Fry Fans T-Shirts

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

Full English Breakfast.

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Mice 25¢

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Californians Abroad.

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"I trust this will be on one check."

The Food of Shame.

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Thank God it's Fry Day.

Intimacy.

"Good Lord! The Fryolator! We’re too late, Sarge!"

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

Snow Shaker.

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

"Polly wants to blog about crackers."

"Fetch!"

'Life is short, and then you fry,'

"Anyone else get a friend request from a Colonel Sanders?"

Safety first - do not store certain items together.

Rabbit using the condom machine.

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"Supply chain issues. You'll have to settle for green pancakes and hash browns."

"Do you realise that you've brought our feather duster for a walk?"

'Steel Wool' company