Fry-up Fan T-Shirts

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Full English Breakfast.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Sausages.

Man using to much bug spray

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Jokes machine.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

TV Chef Cooking Range

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Michael McIntyre.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Winter in the City

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

Californians Abroad.

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?