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Sausages.

Fry up!

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Friday

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Full English Breakfast.

Cheese

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Cheese

Mary Berry

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Cheesemaker

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Fish Fries

"I hope you like your curry hot."

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

"This was the best school day of the week!"