Fry-off Fanatics T-Shirts

Sausages.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Full English Breakfast.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

The Food of Shame.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

Fish Fries

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

"See? It never hurts to ask."

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'