Fry-off Fanatics Mugs

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Sausages.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Full English Breakfast.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

The Food of Shame.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

Fish Fries

"See? It never hurts to ask."