Deep-fried Fanatics T-Shirts

More bad news! Pass the deep-fried comfort food!

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

...the onion rings

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

Real Fast Food.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.