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"Good Lord! The Fryolator! We’re too late, Sarge!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Full English Breakfast.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Bailiff."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Caliologist

Fly Artist

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

TV Chef Cooking Range

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Californians Abroad.

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Unlikely Fly Scenario

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"