Fryolator Fan Gifts

"Good Lord! The Fryolator! We’re too late, Sarge!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Full English Breakfast.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Bailiff."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Fly Artist

TV Chef Cooking Range

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Californians Abroad.

Bath Bonfire

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'