Freemasonry Fan Gifts

The Masons.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Teapot

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Jokes machine.

Scientists building a tower

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Michael McIntyre.

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

FedRex

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

David Letterman

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."