Crane Fan Gifts

"Over the past couple of years, I've noticed that bird-watchers get more and more excited when they spot us: are we now an endangered species?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Migration Music

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Crabbing

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"This sure makes my job easier."

"You ordered mammoth again?"

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"Naw, it's a drone."

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

An Eyeliner.

"Another flight of fancy."