Crane Fan Gifts

"Over the past couple of years, I've noticed that bird-watchers get more and more excited when they spot us: are we now an endangered species?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

The discovery of asparagus.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Crabbing

Migration Music

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Bev puts on an old favorite

"This sure makes my job easier."

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

Airbus

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"Another flight of fancy."

An Eyeliner.

Imitation Crab

Next stop: moon!