Crane Enthusiast Gifts

"Just our luck, out of all the seats we get the ones in front of the whooping cranes!"

'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'

Desert Island Meals.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Crab with a clown face.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Music Hall Dancers

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Crane fishing

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I love it!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

"You spoil that Hamster."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Gesundheit!"

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

The evolution of men