Crane Enthusiast Mugs

"Just our luck, out of all the seats we get the ones in front of the whooping cranes!"

'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'

Desert Island Meals.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Crab with a clown face.

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Music Hall Dancers

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Crane fishing

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

The man who discovered smoke

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'