Kraken Enthusiast Mugs

"Not now Carruthers - I'm not in the mood..."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Crab with a clown face.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I miss the good old days!'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Ice Fishing

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"But I use all of them!"

Sand danger

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'