Krill Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Barbeque Casualty.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Crocodile

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'I hate all holidays!'

Born to be Mild.

Snake Eyes

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Danth battle?

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Funky Facts: Turtles.