Krill Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Barbeque Casualty.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'I hate all holidays!'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Born to be Mild.

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Danth battle?

Snake Eyes

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

Ereptile Dysfunction

Funky Facts: Turtles.