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"Not now Carruthers - I'm not in the mood..."

Octopus Golf Hazard

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Crab with a clown face.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I miss the good old days!'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Sand danger

Ice Fishing

"But I use all of them!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."