Kraken Admirer T-Shirts

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Swiss army knife

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Car joust.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Danth battle?

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"Love your ambiance!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Sharp Eyes

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '