Kraken Admirer T-Shirts

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Swiss army knife

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Leak in the fish tank.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Car joust.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Danth battle?

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"Love your ambiance!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Want the wings as an appetizer?

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Sharp Eyes

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'