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A Chef Never Rests

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Mountain climber error.

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

Cricket.

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

Speleologist

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

'E=ma2. E=mb2...'

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."

Matthew Webb

Bandaged Mummy

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

King of the Mountain

'We feel that being one step ahead of the competition is no longer an adequate buffer zone.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling

Oh, I'm not going to live here. I'm just going to flip it.

"Not now Carruthers - I'm not in the mood..."

'I hate it when I'm on her lap, and she has a leg cramp!'

'Thank God Out of Africa,'