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'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

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Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'I think they're up to something.'

"Overkill, dude."

'The knights are drawing closer'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Snow is falling...

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Knight walking a dog.

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Superman's laundry

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Castle Efficiency

Edgar Allan Poe

"What a slobster."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

The Ugly Plant

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

What a moon set.

"He put up a decent fight."

I Love Winter!

'Is that the trebuchet?'

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