Crane Admirer Mugs

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'I think they're up to something.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Overkill, dude."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Knight walking a dog.

Snow is falling...

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Castle Efficiency

"What a slobster."

The Ugly Plant

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

'Is that the trebuchet?'

I Love Winter!

Free Range Christmas Poultry

"He put up a decent fight."

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

What a moon set.

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."