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"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

'Your shoe's untied.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Danth battle?

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Sew on a sequin!

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."