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'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

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"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Dude. You seem tense."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Snake Charmer

The Music Critic.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"