Crane Connoisseur Gifts

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Dog Walker

Pet Entertainers

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Shaved Ice

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

About the potter.

Man-made vs dog-made

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

Bagging the Chipmunk

Crayo-Blah