Crane Connoisseur Gifts

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Dog Walker

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Pet Entertainers

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Shaved Ice

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

About the potter.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Man-made vs dog-made

"You know damn well what noise!"

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

Crayo-Blah

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.