Crane Game Player Gifts

A man is excited for capturing a toy from a skill crane while at the same time is being robbed of his wallet by a miniature man using a crane to steal it from him.

"Marco ..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Crane fishing

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Spot the fur ball.

Strawberry Shake

Garden Sudoku

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

Hole Sale

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

Insect grammar. Termite. Termitier. Termitiest.

Coconut shy...

Strike A Balance

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Mugger hitting a jackpot (strip).

"Tag, you're it!"

Caution! School Crossing.