Hand Game Player Gifts

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Marco ..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Peel poker.

Cheating Death.

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Spot the fur ball.

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Hole Sale

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"We shall now commence throwing money at the problem."

Insect grammar. Termite. Termitier. Termitiest.

Octopus Charades

Rock, paper, scissors

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

Otters are Playful Creatures.

Coconut shy...

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

Strike A Balance

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'