Cruise Fan Gifts

An Eyeliner.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Juggler and Illusionist

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Clown walks balloon dog

Running

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'