Cruise Fan Gifts

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

An Eyeliner.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Juggler and Illusionist

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Clown walks balloon dog

Running

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."