Charter Cruise Fan Gifts

Kid to kid about boat: 'Must be one of those charter schools I keep hearing about.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Juggler and Illusionist

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Pirates

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'