Chariot Racing Fan Gifts

Romans.

Chariot Accident.

Chariot into Hell.

Fricka arrives.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Running

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Formula One car origami

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'Our limo's here.'

'I believe you were first.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'And this is our basic model.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

The Race

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Dog Scalextric