Chariot Racing Fan T-Shirts

Romans.

Chariot into Hell.

Fricka arrives.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Running

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Formula One car origami

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'Our limo's here.'

'I believe you were first.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Dog Scalextric

'And this is our basic model.'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

The Race

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Running machine with pothole.