Oryx And Crake Fan Gifts

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Dissectum Paniculata

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"You get one every time you order something online."

Crabbing

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Cats watch mice in a theatre

"This sure makes my job easier."

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Imitation Crab

Chameleon.

The Browntail Craptor

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"Clever girl."

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'I give it six months max!'

Intimacy.

Football of the Gods...

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

'This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!

"Polly wants to blog about crackers."

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell