Oryx And Crake Fan T-Shirts

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

Dissectum Paniculata

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"You get one every time you order something online."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Crabbing

"This sure makes my job easier."

Cats watch mice in a theatre

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Imitation Crab

Chameleon.

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

The Browntail Craptor

"Clever girl."

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'I give it six months max!'

Intimacy.

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Football of the Gods...

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

'This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!

"Polly wants to blog about crackers."

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell