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Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Swinging

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

ATM withdrawal

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Fricka arrives.

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

National Park Map

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Artists At The Auto Show

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'Our limo's here.'

'I believe you were first.'

Meanwhile...in Albania

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Line of Old Farts Down the Middle of America

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Oceanographer

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race