Order And Chaos Fan Gifts

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Computer Room.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

The Best Laid Plans

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Try rebooting.'

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

Method/Madness

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

Lawyer control van.

'I will not mix chemicals unless I know what they are.'

'How could I have known that the nozzle on my hair spray can would stick open?'

"I don't care what you say. It's not Christmas until I see the first fist fight at Walmart."

"Close the door woman! There's a weasel outbreak!"

'They're not really rare books - it's that our inventory is in such disarray, they're hard to locate.'

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'You wouldn't be the first one I've had as a client.'

Thanks again and I'm really sorry about the tree. I thought it was a giant piece of broccoli.

"I only have six screws left."