Indy 500 Fan Gifts

Race Car GPS

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

"They're home...the party's over!"

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

"If you give me a penny for my thoughts, and I put my two cents in, I'll still be short a penny."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Our limo's here.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Railway 'King' George Hudson

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'And this is our basic model.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

'Wheel technical support line.'

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

"Just one I'd like to bark up the right tree."

"Wow! - Someone is definitely talking about you mate!"

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'