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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Jarvis Cocker

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Listening to Coldplay.

Nick Cave

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

John Waters

Duplass Brothers

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

"You're like the grandpa I never had, Mort." "You never knew your grandpappy, Randy?" "Oh, no, I knew him. Grandpa Randy was an intrepid archaeologist who broke hearts and defeated villains all over the world." "‘Indiana Randy’s’ life story became the stuff of legend. They even made some movies based on his exploits." "I'm just saying you're nothing like him." "I was going to see those films back in the '80s, but the matinees were past my bedtime."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Morrissey

"So many indie films, so little time."

Robert Smith - The Cure.

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"You can't bully me."

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Mohamed Salah

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"It's a niche movie. Then there's a car chase, and – bam – mass market."

Goldilocks at Sundance.

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

William H. Macy

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."