Indie Business Fan Gifts

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We'e just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'You understand, Yomp, it's not me speaking. It's the corporation!'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Being a CEO is a bit like being a football manager. . ."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

"Would you mind repeating my job description?"

'It's the perfect job if self-respect isn't a factor.'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"So many indie films, so little time."

'Willowby, you have great leadership potential. That's why I'm getting rid of you now.'

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

'It's time you had a key to the executive washroom, Henderson - Be sure to lock up when you're done cleaning.'

Can you explain the large quantities of bananas and nuts that have been ordered by your department?