Indie Supporter Gifts

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

'Mom' and 'Pop' box with the 'Super dooper Mega Stores'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Self Published

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Knowing your audience

"How's this for an idea — the first hundred-million-dollar independent film!"

"I'm self-published."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

"Oh, fabulous. I see that my cult is here again tonight."

A binding of booksellers

"...I hate mainstream music."

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We'e just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

Mom & Pop Shoppe: Going Out Of Business (Not that it's your fault).

"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Record Store: Boring vs. Interesting Music.

Record Label Bird

Joyeux Noel (Gallagher).

Patient looks at doctor's head: 'Hang on, if you're a real doctor how come that thing says 'Arctic Monkeys' on it?'